Wondering what to throw at your hangover? Check this: shrooms have a protective effect on livers slapped around by alcohol. Since ethanol-related liver damage is traced to the flood of superoxides in the liver, the antioxidant properties of shrooms both prevent and repair the injured liver. Add a little cacao and you're back in the game.

Cacao is seething with Theobromine (okay, you try to say it!), an anti-inflammatory alkaloid. This stuff widens your tubing, boosts blood flow, and helps rid the bod of toxins. Oh, and it tastes really freaking good.

Cacao's rich fiber content and righteous magnesium help with digestion—healthily moving your ingested foodstuffs from yapper to crapper.