KOS and EFFECT: BEET ROOT POWDER
It looks a bit like a gnarled potato, but boasts the strange and possibly magical colors of something more exotic. One imagines with awe the first brave proto-humans who thought it a good idea to unearth and eat these things—but when they gave beets a try, our uni-browed ancestors hit serious paydirt.
Give it a try right here, right now. I mean you can't beet our deal...get it? Because this article is about beets? Well, anyway, we thought it was funny.
Studies have also shown conclusively that beets do something that is more or less unexplained; they actually maximize the energy we get from a fixed amount of oxygen. Let’s look at that sentence again. An measured ingestion of beets in a laboratory setting has been shown to increase energy yield from oxygen. This may help you get over the terror beets wielded at the dinner table when you were an eight-year-old.